Grammer, not my major.

I am doing this because I am bored and it seemed like a good idea. My bfff started one and I felt inspired, but maybe I mistook inspiration for the fact that it's 2:00am and I can't fall asleep because now as I write this the so-called inspiration has run dry. I thought of the many topics I could write about such as the joys of working at a public pool or the wonders of being a server (note the sarcasm), but I was coming up blank. Obviously it's a good idea for someone who writes to have a blog, but I, I am just letting out an uninhibited stream of conciseness. If you are taking the time to read this frivolous massacre of the English language then you must have no life, or must be really bored like me, but if you are really bored like me you must have no life, so really we are all in the same boat, a boat that is drowning in a tidal wave of run-on sentences. Oh how my former English teachers are rolling over in their booger filled, paste ridden, headache inducing graves of a classroom. They obviously taught me well. Go public education! Oh, and upon spellchecking this beauty, to hide to incompetence, I found a bevy of errors. Once again, Go public education!